I'm seriously...?!
Question: ...getting tired of smelling like cheese all the time.
I bathe, I wash, I scrub. All parts of my body.
It's fine for like 10 minutes, and then......out of nowhere....Swiss Cheese.
You know, it would be fine if I were a sandwich, but I have things to do and people to see.
What can I do to cover the scent?
Answers: ...getting tired of smelling like cheese all the time.
I bathe, I wash, I scrub. All parts of my body.
It's fine for like 10 minutes, and then......out of nowhere....Swiss Cheese.
You know, it would be fine if I were a sandwich, but I have things to do and people to see.
What can I do to cover the scent?
What's wrong with smellling like swiss cheese? I love swiss cheese!
axe
You could stop eating cheese.
deodrant
use the axe dude!
I roll around for a 1/2 hour in the local garbage dump to get rid of that..or dumpster diving is always a sure thing
Put two slices of bread under your armpits
Smoking a lot does cover up the cheesy scent.
Give up and surrender to your inherent cheesiness
Go see a doctor. Your body isn't supposed to let off smells like that.
Some nice Colone would work.
Besides the fact that you could use deodorant you could e-mail to Braniac, maby they have an idea
wear a dead hooker around your neck, duh
Rub yourself down with an onion!
Get a small dog, such as a teacup chihuahua, that you can keep in your pocket. Use the dog to lick you clean throughout the day. It will be small enough for people not to notice.
Chew mints.
Corn beef and sauerkraut?!
YOU ARE SELF CENTERED
sorry scented
I'm up to my armpits in self esteem a roll on doesn't work.
a meat & a ball
a meatball
what's wrong with swiss cheese?
garlic necklace
stay near an open fire,smelt it out and let it burn. burnt cheese, smells more manly.
to wit: the card has been altered and tables are turned towards your advantage.
warning: you'll end up astonished and owing them unprecedented gratitude.
Wear Ken-Eros around your neck.
Swiss cheese, like yourself, is well known for its nutty, bittersweet taste. Count yourself lucky you do not smell like cats urine and soiled mattresses.
Rub kraut and corned beef on your body.
ARE YOU A MOUSE???
i think you are dieing
Stuff an open box of baking soda in your pants and put a few of those scented rear view mirror air fresheners under your armpits. If that still doesn't work you may need to resort to using your butt as an incense burner.
This bathing/washing/scrubbing regimen you mentioned -- does it perchance involve soap as well? Or just water?
Soap is a wonderful invention, and a LOT of stores are now stocking it. Check it out!
Put slice of a nice french bread under each arm pit.... that will absorb the odor.
Try slapping some garlic bologna in the creases.
Always meet people at a pizza restaurant.