WHEW !!! I just woke up in the bathroom at the corner gas station....?!
Question: ....guess I'd been there for a couple of days.....any body got a spare tic tac ,and a wet nap ???
Answers: ....guess I'd been there for a couple of days.....any body got a spare tic tac ,and a wet nap ???
Sorry, when you were passed out, I peed on you. I didn't know it was you. Here's TWO wet naps and THREE tic tacs to make up for it.
ur name is the penetrator? LOL
No im not giving u anything until u change ur name to the 'penetrated'
i think somebody should stop drinking
nah man, I need mine cuz im plannin on waking up someware strange in a few days too! ;)
congradulations my friend you have just been raped
dude you need serious help man, maby you should put down the drinks and about the tic tacs... you were just at the store??
OMG...I think you may need more than a tic tac and a wet nap. How about a tetanus shot, and a round of antibiotics, and maybe some type of 12 step program
Oh no...never drink again!
Dude, Ur on Dope.
someone has been extreamly drunk really you should try being sober for a long time it's really fun to know where your at when you wake up and how you got there
WHOA!
You stayed in the stall after reading "BE here @ such a such a time for M*N love"
HUH?
poor guy!
wow...they have computers with internet in the gas station bathrooms there?
Hmm Interesting, I if you need a ride to rehab i only live 3 hours from corner gas, In real life too, I live in Nipawin Saskatchewan :) Only 3 hours from the town that corner gas is based in.
Dude ... check to see if you still have your kidneys. Check to see if you have white stuff coming out of your backside. Think about going to an AA meeting. You're doing OK until you start to trip over your feet while you're sober or not. Like your feet just kinda get in your way a little ... not a lot ... just enough to trip you up form time to time.
When THAT happens it shows the nerve damage and degeneration caused by the alcohol and you have a few months to live before your whole body shuts down and dies.
Or you could just make a will and leave your tooth brush to the guy in the stall next to you.
Good luck. Hope you recover. You are subconsciously testing your mortality. You're trying to meet God.
Go to www.paoweb.com and go to the Starseed section and take the Starseed test, it's fun and trippy and better than a couple of beers, and then get a hold of your Earth Guardian and ask him to help you.
If you ever want to quit drinking I was turned on many years ago by another alcoholic about a totally natural amino acid that is cheap and if you take two a day you will NOT even WANT a drink in about 30 days. It seems that alcoholics don't have enough of this amino acid in their bodies and it's a normal thing for most people to have plenty of if they are "social drinkers". But if you want to quit with little or no effort email me and I'll tell you about it. All of my friends who take it are alcohol free. I'd like to sell the info but the gov't says that I can't and they don't even want me telling people about it since the alcohol companies prefer to keep you hooked til death but I think that's evil so I like to help people out. Plus it saved me from alcohol many years ago.
On the brighter side you might just have a brain tumor. But you should try to figure out how and why this happened and try to not have it happen again ... even though you LOVE all the attention it brings you.
:-)
Peace y'all.
Let me ask Britney....
I know, cheap shot. I just couldn't resist!!!
Guess George Michael stood you up!!