What would you do for a Schwan's Silver Mint Bar?!
Question: 1. Risk damage to my vehicle and possible bodily harm in order to run one of those trucks off the road. I've done extensive research on the most effective location to hit, on said truck, which would give me optimal freezer access once the truck has done exactly 2 and a half barrel rolls. I'll have exactly 32.45 seconds to get my grubby little hands on all the Silver Mint Bars I can carry before the leaking fuel catches fire, and somewhere around 5 minutes to hijack a witness's car before the cops get there. My "friend" has a garage and can perform miracles with automotive paint. I would then drive home, in my hot pink car, with my delectable minty treats safely contained in a specially designed Igloo cooler to keep them at the perfect temperature of -5 degrees Celsius.
2. Partake
Answers: 1. Risk damage to my vehicle and possible bodily harm in order to run one of those trucks off the road. I've done extensive research on the most effective location to hit, on said truck, which would give me optimal freezer access once the truck has done exactly 2 and a half barrel rolls. I'll have exactly 32.45 seconds to get my grubby little hands on all the Silver Mint Bars I can carry before the leaking fuel catches fire, and somewhere around 5 minutes to hijack a witness's car before the cops get there. My "friend" has a garage and can perform miracles with automotive paint. I would then drive home, in my hot pink car, with my delectable minty treats safely contained in a specially designed Igloo cooler to keep them at the perfect temperature of -5 degrees Celsius.
2. Partake
I'd cluck like a chicken!
ask
Work 8 hours of overtime......Schwan's stuff is expensive.
The REAL question is what would I NOT do for it!
kiss a man.
I'm not even going to bother with coming up with an answer. How can I compete with Ompelle's?