Into what embarassing situation were you born?!
Question: Not only was I born illiterate and incontinent, I was born in bed with my mom. Not a great beginning.
The doctor held me up to check me out and I wizzed on him. Oops. I couldn't even apologize, I didn't speak English.
Answers: Not only was I born illiterate and incontinent, I was born in bed with my mom. Not a great beginning.
The doctor held me up to check me out and I wizzed on him. Oops. I couldn't even apologize, I didn't speak English.
Now don't be sad about this, but I'm an identical twin, I was born second, my sister died before birth and I wonder if I tried to push her out too soon. Now I told you not to be sad.
i was born naked
nothing.
when i was born i kicked the doctor in the eye
I was born with a tube coming out of my belly-button. They had to cut it off.
That sure resembles me.................
I was born a drunk and a coke head.
Well, i came out of my mothers "vajayjay"
What could be worse than that?
i came out butt first, and my hip socket popped out
The doctor smacked my a.ss. How embarrassing. Did I do anything? No. Hell, at that point I couldn't even speak enough English to say fvck off, perv!