How do you tell apart the real vampires from the fake ones???!
Question: Take a stake and drive it in their hearts.
Actually no matter who it is they both die anyway...
Answers: Take a stake and drive it in their hearts.
Actually no matter who it is they both die anyway...
realy vampires dont have fangs,
dont sleep
and can go out in the sunlight
the constant yearning for "B L OO D"
well..im real..the other guy is fake..
The real ones are classy about it. Yeah, they're going to drink your blood, but they have the common courtesy to do it when you're asleep. Pretend vampires are just weird and creepy.
ask them this:
Who do you love?
if they say satan, they are fake.
Its easy...how can you not tell :D
take out a mirror and hold it up to them
no reflection=real
reflection=fake
and remember vampires will never hurt you!
real vampires don't cast their reflection in a mirror . Fake ones do.
Push them in front of a mirror and if you can't see them in the mirror the he/she is the real deal!!!
Ask them out for an Italian dinner and offer them garlic.
real vampires have wings and little foxy faces because they are bats and live in South America and parts of Australia.
The Fake ones don't have a reflection in a mirror.
The real ones don't go to parties and sip blood out of shot glasses, kids... they creep in your window at night and if they get ahold of you, you probably won't live to tell about it. Lock your windows, girls. ;)
Oh yeah... and the fake ones go on Yahoo Answers pretending to be the real ones.
Fake vampires will drink the blood of anyone and anything.
Real vampires only drink from Christians, and they prefer Catholics.
Starting to have the dreams are you?
Let them sink their teeth into you and see if they are real....me of the other hand will wait till day light and watch them turn into a bat :)
Why don't you come over here so we can have some vampire identifying lessons? >:[
Hahaha. Jk.