If Paris Hilton wrote a children's book...?!
Question: what would it be called?
Answers: what would it be called?
Thats Hot ! so don't play with the stove.
Children, do you want candy?
The big dumb ho goes to the mall
The bird who whored herself (she looks like a bird)
how not to be a diaster like me
My what big feet you have.
stars are blind, kids are dumb
Paris: Me not the capital
I don't know.
^_^
"Thats Hot"
My Life and Why To Say No To Drugs
"from the mind of paris hilton".....she is very childish herself.
"Metal Cage - Spread Legs: The Saga of Crazy Candy and Her Bodyguards"
101 designer outfits for your pooch!
childrin
lol
How to get out of jail free...by HoParTon LMAO
H is for hottie and that is what your not.
"Duh, that's hot".
"The book of me: Why I was a child until last year"
Let's paint the dog pink!!!
God bless u,
Daniel
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The little engine that drank, partied, and put down the poor because it could
Want to learn how to be a porn star?
10 WAYS TO BECOME A RICH ATTENTION WHORE/SLUT.
She barely got out of high school. She would need help writing the book.
tinkerbell: the poor little chihuahua in jail
tinkerbell's gonna play her part
I learneded my ABC's
Paris Hilton?
Are you taking about the Hotel in France? Because that big concrete building is more likely to be able to write a novel, then Paris The Person is able to write a word.
Any Way's.......it would be "My Freakin' Stupid Life, the Life and Mistakes of Paris Hilton'
Well....maybe not that.............with that, she could write a novel larger than a dictionary written at a Kindergarten Ruled Paper with the Mistakes part alone!
Shhhh don't give the bimbo ideas......
the guide to being a spoiled rich princess/prince
"Why You'll Never Be As Pretty as the Other Girls....Or Me."
Hey Children Do you want to be like me?