Father,I have sinned,what is my penance?!
Question: First my child, you'll have to tell me all about it.................Then I will probably have to spank you
Answers: First my child, you'll have to tell me all about it.................Then I will probably have to spank you
ooooh no chocolate for a week
20 hellmaries
Say 20 Hail Maries, and that's you done.
See you down the pub later?
ME!
stay here and play for an hour
a night out with me.....
A ravageing but fu*k from now till the end of time with a thorn bush.
20 winks
Donate 100.00 to the charity of your choice. I obsolve you my child.
Some fresh air*
Spend ALL day at church next Sunday.
NO QA for a Month....
two hail mary's,an our father,and an act of contrition.
i'm not the father,but i passed it out anyway.
lol
get down on ur knees.. u know wut to do..
A big, thick marmite sandwich. xx
1 week, locked in a cell with jade goody.
Grab my hand i will show u the way get in touch.
to spend the rest of your days as a big EYE
Stop going to church, it doesn't work.
10 mins with Dodger the Roger-er!
If you're trying to be funny, it's not working.