A friend of mine has a gerbil stuck you know where and his HMO will not pay to h!


Question: Just because he has a gerbil stuck up there doesn't necessarily mean he's a HMO.


Answers: Just because he has a gerbil stuck up there doesn't necessarily mean he's a HMO.

He's going to take the biggest dump of his life today. He may get a scratched anal passage on the way out though. That will heal in time.

Quick !!! Call Richard Gere, he'll know what to do !

Drink Milk Of Magnesia and eat some prunes, The little bugger will soon be Expelled from the Tunnel of Love

Shoot himself for being so stupid and sick!!!

bend way over and hold some gerbil food at the entrance...hope the little bugger sniffs the food and finds his way out.

I got nothing Angel Face - I just didn't want you to think I was ignoring your question. ?

Well, you'll just have to tell Mr Greer that he cant be doing that anymore.

You should (I mean "your friend") should bait it out by stuffing some gerbil food you know where.

Good luck to you...I mean good luck to your friend!

I would think he could probably break open that little plastic ball without the help of a surgeon

I told him not to buy the small cage... sheesh, get some crisco :)
lol! I guess the HMO does not cover HoMO.

WD-40.

Mercy!!,be a real friend ,reach up and deliver it.[the nurse speakth]

Pull the tail like a string on a tampon. *POP* goes the gerbil.

karen, you can tell me, that friend is you, isn't it?

c'mon this is sour girl, i know you.

Fiber, doll, lots and lots of fiber...that and 23's WD-40 should see the gerbil pass. Giving the line this too shall pass a whole new meaning.

get the prongs and pliers

His HoMO friend should remove it for him. Gross

How did he get a gerbil stuck up his nose? Isn't he ever going to learn coke up the nose and then gerbils go in the other end, bet he crapped all over the coke again didn't he.

wait....did you mean to spell HOMO instead of HMO?

Why can't Gerbils drive Stick Shift?
Because they can't get out of Gear. Uh....I mean Gere.

better hope PETA doesn't hear about this...they would rip him a new azzhole...HA!...

all serious...have him get a boa, that sucker will get the gerbil...and who knows, he might enjoy it...and I'm not talking about the snake either...



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