Would it be a good idea for me to open a butcher shop and use the slogan, "!
Question: yes baby, all the ladies would be lining up to change that
Answers: yes baby, all the ladies would be lining up to change that
except you of course..
Yes, that's a good idea only 4x4 could use.
why, did your hand fall asleep? Call Grandma
Not much of an invitation...huh?
Probably not.
well fine
if you don't want me to i'll go do someone else
hmmpff
lol
They may think you have a case of the herpes
haha, only special people can beat your meat! <3
Bravo!!!
I'd totally hit you up for the best meat in town.
Wait...I didn't mean it the way it sounded
Or you could say that no one can top your "jerked beef".
With a tag line under it that says -
"I beat the others' meat hands down!"
what about - come see my sausage
The religious right will make up the majority of your customer base. If you can live with that idea, go for it.
well if you came around more often that wouldn't be a problem, have you been working or something? loser
I would line up to get a cut of that
Well, you'd definitely get some attention!
umm, you may come across gayish but its up to you I would go with No one can beat my meat but they sure can eat it
yeah... open it next to my pet grooming parlour which i am calling "doggy style"
Does that mean you do it yourself? I'm confused.... Honestly, I'd be a bit scared to buy from you. I don't want to think about you in the shop beating your own meat.
"Hey these are great steaks!"
"Yeah, I get 'em from a guy who beats his meat himself"
"....................."
See what I mean?
My store carries a famous brand-name insect repellent, and I'm always proud to exclaim, "When you're out in the woods, you can't beat OFF!"
It would, it would! I don't even eat meat but I'd happily stand in line to get some of yours.
You'd have everyone feeling sorry for you and they'd want to buy...so yeah.
Only teenagers would laugh the actual customers wouldn't care so use it.
I like it.....you could call it "I will tenderize your meat while you watch...."
As long as you let me work there...I can even wear a shirt that says may I hold your sausage?
You might get whacked by your mafia connected competitors. Be careful. I would get some hands on experience first. You could get slaughtered in the butcher business if you don't do it right. Some of the other stores may have a beef about it and may try to bust your chops. Before things come to a head I would take a look at the bottom line before you shoot your wad financially.
I'd shop there only because you have big cojones and a sense of humor...which most people lack. You have any 18" kilbasa's, not super salty?