I could really use some advice?!
Question: My BFFFBF'S best friend's mom is a 60 year old gay Mormon with one leg and is also slightly retarded.
One day, she tried talking to me, in front of other people!
All the other people saw her talking to me!
Next time, should I punch her, or just run away?
Answers: My BFFFBF'S best friend's mom is a 60 year old gay Mormon with one leg and is also slightly retarded.
One day, she tried talking to me, in front of other people!
All the other people saw her talking to me!
Next time, should I punch her, or just run away?
Bend her over and show her who's the man. ?
Chloroform seems to do the trick.
Run away because you want to still be FBBFBFFBFBFBFBFBFFBFB with your friend, don't you?
run away please....
don't do either..
hire somebody to do it for you!
run away!!
only hit her if you have a glove on, retarded is contagious!
Knock her down, then run away. She would never be able to catch you with one leg
Go all out, punch, kick and run.
punch her then run away!
Run, it's not like she's going to catch you.
Buk, retards need love too. Show everyone what a good Samaritan you are and bend granny over.
Share your sausage with her. She'll like that!
RUN F0R Y0UR LiF3.
go for the classic drop kick
get in that magic underwear babe... then taunt your bfffbf over it mercilessly!!!! then punch them both in the face...
she's too old......
....for a milf anyway.....
I think it's time for a new BFFFBF!
give her your sausage and make her eat it and have her tell you what you need to make it better and kick in the private area.
Wipe the drool off her chin and they'll call you a humanitarian, but only after making fun of you in the locker room.
Scream "Two Faced Bigoted Retard!" at her then kick her one good leg.
Don't so either you don't want people to think your cruel to the "Non-perfect" people such as ourselves. Just start talking in a very loud voice telling her "I am sorry but I am deaf and cannot hear a word you are telling me" then turn and walk away.....Viola...you save your reputation and she gets the hint...
Run. If you punched her she might like that and then you would never get away from her. She might take you to a remote place like the lady on the movie Misery lived at. You would be kidnapped and have to escape.
If you run people might think bad things of you so I'd pretend I was deaf and just walk away shakingy our head.
just talk to her, she might hook you up with McCartney's ex. besides if it happened to turn into an argument she wouldn't have a leg to stand on
OH NO, a Mormon? Buk, I really think you should be asking this in the R&S section, they know how to deal with these proselytizing weirdo space cadets. Don't let her suck you in, RUNNNN!!!!!!!
Dude, she like totally likes you. Go for it. Retards are pleasers and one leg opens up (literally) all sorts of new positions. That's not to discourage you from punching her anyway. Gay Mormons rock!
tip her over and run away while saying "See ya later Eileen!" (or is her name "BOB"?) haha
If you run, I would guess she couldn't catch you. You could punch her and then run away. :)
Just chew her arm off in the morning to get away. It sounds like love to me!
If she has false teeth, she'd warm my heart. Just picturing it brings tears to my eyes. ~~Peace~~