If God is a woman?!
Question: does that mean I'm going to he*l and won't even know why?
Answers: does that mean I'm going to he*l and won't even know why?
bring ice...it's in short supply down here and the beer's getting warm
yes
That also means that even if you go to Heaven, you'll be broke forever. LOL
obviously!!! its not like if were actually going to let you in... you can be the plumber .....
you know why
No, She'll keep you around to fix stuff, and then yell at you when you aren't attentive to Her needs
I think many Christians would say you are going to "he*l" for even considering that thought, as the Bible clearly states that God is male.
But if God is omnipotent, couldn't he have the ability to transform however He wants, even by changing genders? Now there's a thought.
Yes, and her name is Debbie and you dissed her in the 3rd grade!
God is neither man nor woman. God is only "being." God was originally written and refered to as a he to get a better understanding across to the patriarchal society of the times. Then feminists came along and tried to change it to a she so they wouldn't be offended by the mere idea of God being male. But the truth is, God is who you make Him.
yah and maybe snails can fly, neither is true so get some religion in your life!!!
If you don't know--she shouldnt HAVE to tell you--
no, u'll just loose ur credit card in Heaven, oh and did I told u that if God was a woman wars would stop existing
You are not going to hell. You are kind and gentle and man or woman God sees you being good to me every single day. ?
He is NOT, you see he created ADAM first, in the image of himself THEN he created Eve. People call him FATHER, LORD. DUH
god is a chinese
If is a big word
You better start praying cuz I told on you for calling me a hussy
you`re going to Paradise with me!
oh my gosh...that was too funny
yes you have to be able to read her mind
haha...i am a straight up geniuine person and will tell you exactly how i feel...
i think thats why my husband and i have such a good relationship
God is a man and the reason why I know this is because no woman would make another woman suffer every single month just because she's not pregnant and no woman would put another woman through childbirth!
If "god" has a gender, it has got to be a woman.
Who else would allow men to think they're in charge while actually holding the reins the whole time?
Hey CKH,
Of course the bible is going to "clearly state" that god is a male because it was writting during a time when men actually thought they were more important to this world then women.
Just because the Bible says so doesn't make it true!
Of course she is !
" A woman holds her toungue knowing silence will speak for her ... "
sound familiar ?
tahaha:)
If your god is a woman, then she is making a lousy job of it
She says, "yes".
Only if she's the feminist type
Feel the heat baby, burn baby burn!
only if you answer this question wrong..."Does this make me look fat?" Then you will burn big time. Take a twixt moment lol
I think the whole God thing is a faerie tale.