I have a serious problem that is affecting my sex life, please help?!
Question: ok, here's the deal; i'm 40 years old, and live in my parent's house. now, before when i brought women home, i could always subdue them in my bedroom so that they couldn't get away....but now, the parents have relegated me to the basement while they refinish the floors upstairs. so....my question is, now that i will be bringing them home to the basement, how do i keep them from escaping?
Thank you, Karen!
Answers: ok, here's the deal; i'm 40 years old, and live in my parent's house. now, before when i brought women home, i could always subdue them in my bedroom so that they couldn't get away....but now, the parents have relegated me to the basement while they refinish the floors upstairs. so....my question is, now that i will be bringing them home to the basement, how do i keep them from escaping?
Thank you, Karen!
Ya wouldn't have to ask me twice darlin...you would beg me to leave....i so do love basements and sexy men.....
ew pedo
I'm dialing 911 right now.
LMAO
super glue
How about move out of your parents house guy!!
Ummm...I think it's time you got your own place
Well you could always drug them and tie them down. All you need are some Aquadots and a rope.
That's kind of sick man. You are 40, move out and get your own place.
OK. Can a mod please get his ip so he can get his a s s in jail?
How about you move out of your parents house...?
If she wants to escape, you should let her go, otherwise you could be charged with kidnapping.
leg braces chained to the wall
rohypnol?
some people can't take a joke
knock them out using a sock filled with nickels before you get to the front door
a little rohypnol in the drink
get a moon bounce, those things are so fun they will never want to leave.
Talk them into staying you should have no problem there as what you are asking is a right jaconory
im surprised you have a sex life once they know youre taking them back to your parents house. get yourself a little bedsit, at least its yours!
seems pretty easy to me, board the windows up they can't be that big, cover the stairs in glass and take her shoes...chain her to the drainpipe...
And yes kids yet another user brought over to the dark side by yours truly!
P.S. I fell for that sh*t twice don't go thinking it will happen a third time!
It's simple, Kingfish: you just kill them! You can get at least three hours of action before they go cold....
I can't tell you how lucky you are...and don't listen to these people....they're just jealous of you
now about your dilemma...I would just drug the wench....simple, I know...but it works
nice to see you around again my good man....and thanks for the BA the other day..
or you can get "lucky"
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