Should I call the authorities?!
Question: My drunken elderly neighbor is outside in 34 degree temps...in his driveway, wearing only his undies and holding a cucumber.
Answers: My drunken elderly neighbor is outside in 34 degree temps...in his driveway, wearing only his undies and holding a cucumber.
steal his cucumber first
yes
?KIM_?
definately
Yes! He could freeze to death....not to mention the shrinkage.
jealous cuz he's got a cucumber, or are you just turned on?
Film it and put it on you tube.
No, only if he starts whacking the other neighbours with the cucumber.
No, get off the line right now, grab a coat and go help the poor guy. He may have dementia or Alzheimer's and he will freeze to death out there.
yes!!
Hell no...Go get drunk with him!
He's making a 'fashion statement.' He seems really "Pickled." He's reaching out for help, in a dramatic way. I'd call the Classen police!!
Uh....YES! I'd call and have them do a 'welfare check'. Let them know you're concerned for their health and wellbeing. I don't know if I'd call 911, but call dispatch.
Take a picture, then call.
Go see if he is ok...
yes call the police, someone should really save that cucumber.