Do you ever pretend to not be at home when your large scary neighbor that wants !


Question: ahhhh somebody hot please hold me


Answers: ahhhh somebody hot please hold me

maybe she just wants some sugar....

Nah, I am way scarier than he could ever be.

Im sorry should I call first?

Yes, and it's hard to pull it off, especially when my truck is in the driveway.
Make loud moaning noises, and maybe EDIT: She'll just hump a tree... taking it that she's a big, burley, hippie lesby, right?

girl you should call the cops

Sounds like you have some problems...

I would hide if i saw you coming

I have done that, he was a big scary guy

and he smelled funny

i usually dont answer the door, even if theyre my friend. do not disturb.

Here I come baby "Sadi to the rescue....!!!"

Yes because she's gay and probably really wants to do my wife, but they won't let me watch.

You are sooo talking about ME, aren't you?
You big tease!!!

<----- Large, scary (but hot and bad) neighbor

yeah
glad they put lights on Large Marge the Muffin Barge

is that the scary lady with the mullet? you need a big dog.

Yeah, last time I was hiding my 3 year old came running up yelling "MAMA!" so then I had to answer the damn door

Can't be sneaky w/ a 3 year old

Sigh. I would have volunteered until I saw the 'hot' part..


sigh.

uhh, no. i pretend im not home when those people that go from door-to-door

whatever ... you know you want her..come on, come on,come on, come on..

no...i killed all my neighbors

That's scarier then a glass of milk!

No. I am large enough and can be intimidating if the occasion calls for it.
I'll hold you. I'm cushiony and feminine.

hahahahaahaI would sic my 2 German Shepherds on that whale. Good luck!

<~~~holding you

Opps, sorry, my hand went too far down, or maybe not far enough.

No, we have the Quad Laser.

It'll burn em up.

Like toast!

No I just start screaming like a crazy woman & he turns tail & runs!!!....Big baby!!

I just pretend not to be there when the cops come knocking.

So that's why you never answer the door when I come by.

I didn't think you thought of me as scary. Sorry love, I'll shave my back and return later with a nice bottle of bubbly.



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