Can you translate Aussie slang!!!!?!
Question: i was on the dog and bone to the misses,yaking about my new bag of friut,which was ruined because i had spilled some dead horse on it,from a dead dogs eye,that i was shoving down my cakehole,really fast ,because i needed to hit the frog and toad asap
Answers: i was on the dog and bone to the misses,yaking about my new bag of friut,which was ruined because i had spilled some dead horse on it,from a dead dogs eye,that i was shoving down my cakehole,really fast ,because i needed to hit the frog and toad asap
I was on the telephone to my wife, talking about my new suit, which was ruined because I had spilled some sauce on it from a pie that I was eating, really quickly, as I needed to commence my journey as soon as possible.
oh no! that's worse than a Cockney talking! OMFG!
Ill try..."I was on the phone with my wife, talking about my new ...." yeah...I give up.
say what?
you are saying that you work in a slaughter yard and have sex with animals while you eat cake and friut,am i close iam not sure why on gods green earth you would hit a frog
on the phone to ya wife,talking about ----and you spilled your pie whilst you were eating too fast and you have to hit the road. almost got it i know! :)
struth,well stone the crows,maybe you oughta grab a tinnie of our precious liquid amber and head on over for a barbie and we can throw a few yabbies on the plate,stop eating those magget bags,they are bloody messy,only for yobo's nowadays.Come on Aussie have a go ya mug,im flat out like a lizard drinking could do with a hand !crikey mate :0)
I'm an Aussie and I know a fair bit of what you were talking about... all bar the bag of fruit.
dog and bone - telephone
the misses - wife
dead horse - sauce/tomato sauce
dead dogs eye - pie
cakehole - mouth
frog and toad - road
I'm taking a guess but would the bag of fruit be the ute?
Good question :)