we go skipping around for flowers get the flowers get mugged and the flowers are crushed :(
and rip them a new @ss hole..... LMFAO.....
He steals my cherry pie! =O
....I whip out my knife and gut the sorry son of a b**** like a fish!
he rapes me and ejaculates fire ants.
[[Louis CK reference]]
he ask me for my purse i tell him hell no, then i run like there is a fire in my a/ss. he uses his magic and turns me to stone.
i always have a hallagon tool with me i can use the tool we use on the fire dept to open doors in a fight.
I buy him a drink. After he is throughly drunk, I crush his brains.
I am in disguise....as a Super Hero...the Troll will be totally overhelmed by my awesomeness. He will cower in a corner and hope I pass him by...Though he contemplates an intimidation tactic he knows he just isn't that tough. So the worst scenario is for him....as I lift him in the dumpster shutting the lid, and take control of his turf....
I slice him in two,and roast his flesh,then feed it to my pet wolfs.