What is your favorite pick up line?!
Question: "My your zipper sure is shiny....I can see myself in your pants!"
Answers: "My your zipper sure is shiny....I can see myself in your pants!"
"Wanna f*ck?"
Hi, the tests came back negative.
You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day...lol
You are SO F'n CUTE
come on up and see my sometime
Hi, my name is Brad Pitt.....
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
lol
Hi, I love you, wanna go out?
this isnt a pick up line but its advice, dont listen to rockstar jesus
if you were a booger, i'd pick you =) lol
if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Hey.....bye!!!
ALRIGHT!!!!
Is ur name summer????
b/c ur hot.
lol.....this guy said that to a friend
they are all stupid and FAKE
i cant remember my phone number, can you give me yours?
this always makes me laugh :D
is it hott in here or is it just you
"So, all these children are yours?"
Hi! If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?
Classic.
hahaha i just heard this one a few days ago:
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together.
nice try, but that's just not gonna cut it!
baby, i am no fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!
man:did it hurt women:what hurt man:when you fell out of heaven. Do you come here often? It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us. You must be going to hell cause its a sin to look that good.