I'm watching Showgirls for the first time?!

Question: I seem to have developed some rigamortis problems

What should I do?

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Answers: I seem to have developed some rigamortis problems

What should I do?

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Get some hankies ready


for the sad bits obviously.

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Imagine Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

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i love that movie!!! icecubes my man, icecubes ;)

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what?

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I wouldn't waste your time, it's a crap film. If you want to see naked women go watch some porn, and you'd have a plot of the same quality.

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What you need is a bucket of ice water and now think of your mother naked :P

Feeling better?

Hahahaha

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A squirt of WD40 should fix this problem

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'Made' BBC1

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If you watch it long enough eventually the stiffening may reach the on off switch and solve your problems.

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