POLL: How can I get the drunk man who lives across the street to stop urinating !


Question: say he even hung his soiled underpants on my fence one night


Answers: say he even hung his soiled underpants on my fence one night

bang him. bang him again. bang him until the two of you fall in love and he moves in with you. then he will be urinating in HIS yard. you're welcome. oly out.

Electric Fence

Saran Wrap..

ahahaha sorry thats really funny.

um tell him you'll report him to the policeeeee.

catch him doing it on video...wait up and record him doing it one night...then send a letter to him letting him know you have this tape and if he continues to do so, you'll give the tape to the cops and they'll charge him with something like being a public nuisance or something...keep a record in a diary every time he does something.

salt rock gun - shoot him in the ***

Sometimes the most subtle forms of affection go unnoticed

well the nice way is to tell him you have him on CCTV urinating and you ll take the tape to the police if he doesn't stop, or to the local paper, the nasty way, well your a Nurse lol

sorry ill stop

call police or kick his butt

uh................
police
keep a dog!

I say take a video of him and send it to the police. Unless you think he'd do something worse.

tell him when he's sober and if he does that call the cops, electric fence doesn't sound like a bad idea though, he'll get the shock of his life!

if you have a metallic fence run electricity on that, or get a dog to chase him, or if you still want to get wilder than this you do the same in his yard in broad daylight

put a surveillance camera up. make sure he doesnt see you installing it. catch him. take the video to the authorities. tell them he does it all the time.

also cameras are cheap. like $50 with the installation stuff to hang it. or else just wait up until you see him and video tape it that way.

$hit, Dad got out again?
Hang on...

A BB gun full of rock salt.

Just take a picture of him in the act, then print them out and tack them up on all the telephone poles in your neighborhood.

Spike his drinks so he'll pee purple and film him. Then make copies and distribute them around the neighborhood.

my husband said electric fence, this is the first time in 5 months that he has actually contributed to Y!A, so i think u should go with that!

call the police

Maby you could go over when he is sober, knock on the door and when he answers just squat and drop a big steamer on his porch. Its the neighborly thing to do ya know.

I think you need to find an army of say, 200 hamsters, from somewhere, sharpen their teeth and train them to attack urinating men who are on your property.

Then fortify your house with hamster dugouts interconnected with tunnels for fast movement and then sit and watch the fun.

I imagine a few hamsters hanging off his dingaling will send a clear message.

get an electric fence.

Leave a kiddy potty in your front lawn with a pack of baby 'hygenic' wipes, and a giant red bow on top.



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