What would you do if you could live like Chuck Norris for one day?!
Question: I would kick the crap out of you for asking questions about me all the time!
Answers: I would kick the crap out of you for asking questions about me all the time!
hang out with Cindy Crawford and beat some people up.
Kick my own azz....
Shoot myself, I don't wanna be an old man!
Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
I believe that...and I would solve one problem in particular. I would re-arrange YOUR face. =)
Take acting lessons
Roundhouse kick every wishy-washy liberal piece of **** in the face.
Punch someone with the chin-fist
WHO is chuck norris?
I'd beat up ninjas that are trying to attack the white house. that's what i'd do.
Get all Kung Fu with him...
Convert myself to a bleeding heart liberal....or beat up Ernie