I need to toughen up before I go to jail...any advice...?!
Question: I really don't want Big Bertha to manhandle me?
Answers: I really don't want Big Bertha to manhandle me?
Repeated probing might make things a little more comfortable for you, Gretel.
Lose the pigtails
check out paris hiltons web page
pigtails gotta go...
get some "fake" tattoos and take up smoking
Become a body builder. how much time do you have?
be tough and do this
Lift Weights lol Get Buff
Put lots of money on your books so u can bribe Big Bertha to leave you alone with candy and goodies~
Booby-trap all your crevices.
get a new shorter hair style.
dont be all girly.
stand up for yourself
dont let big ppl push you around.
lose the pigtails
haha. dont get yourself into jail, but thats obviously too late in this situate, workout, build some guns cant go wrong
Be prepared to find out who your real friends are.
Hopefully you'll have at least one,sadly for me there were...none.
Cherish your loved ones and keep your head up
to God.
Most people are there for you through the
prosperity but none are almost never there
through the downs.
That's life.
Firstly, loose the pig tails.
And get built.
grow a penis
that'll throw Big Bertha off long enough to run away
try to keep to your self and stay busy if some one approach you tell them to leave you alone or your gonna have to get ugly
Get a life
Cut your hair short-do it yourself so it turns out choppy and short.It kind of gives off a "I dont care about my appereance" vive,wich will equal the opposite of girly material girl.
Don't provoke anyone else but dont act intimidated,act like its no big deal being there,and that you dont care about "prison status".
Don't worry so much, 1, in 100, Americans are presently in jail,Sad is it not!! But all jails have psychologists to help you adapt,I know 1, My son went for open intoxicant. do not join groups, Stay to yourself until you know who to trust! Read allot,call your parents.Although it is expensive i a sure they want to be informed! Big Bertha, will not mess with you unless you give her a reason to! Stick too yourself and reading and your visitors you will be fine! Nice of people to think you have to change yourself, you don't! Let me know when you get out! GOOD LUCK!
beat somebody up on the first day in jail. Or else you will be Big Mama Gloria's doll.
Don't bend over in the shower. ;-)
JUst flee, baby, you can hide out at my place!