Coming out of Plastic Surgery, you hear the doctor say...?!

Question: Well the GOOD news is the procedure went text book. The BAD news is ___________?"

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Answers: Well the GOOD news is the procedure went text book. The BAD news is ___________?"

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You rolled over during the procedure, but the new boobs look great....on your back!

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it was a text book full of errors.

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...you have Michael Jackson's nose.

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that was the previous patient

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we did the wrong procedure and you now have C cup breasts. Your wife is so p!ssed off.

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you look like Micheal Jackson. :/ ... and we cant fix that.

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what does the blank mean or do we fill it in ourselves?

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It doesn't fit you*

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my knife slipped,,now you have to sit to pee ???

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.... im not the real doctor

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The text book is 30 years out of date.

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We don't know how to fix you

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