Any sage advise for this newbie? How can I win friends and influence ppl?!


Question: Come see me darlin we will discuss it all face to face....


Answers: Come see me darlin we will discuss it all face to face....

Stick with me Grasshopper. Mornin Darlin. ?

Offer us free stuff, like keychains and shiny pins.

there is one called gcg here, he will just try and get you in bed, root word being HE. hes a cubs fan so well you do the math. outside of that just be yourself, everyone here is so tolerant.

Keep your tapeworm well hidden.

Smile alot, always tell people what they want to hear,
be anything but your true self, and always agree with the idiots.

stay away from the light

and the lighter fluid

Make them vomit regularly

always give a mouthfull or it aint even worth it

Buy around of beer for all the guys & sexy red satin undies for the ladies,,,

Always cut the cheese in a crowded room. Stick your fingers under your armpits, then sniff them. Always have PLENTY of cold beer and hot sausage and you'll do just fine....

Dear God...Please, no matter what don't ask do you think she likes me!

big ones scare me, so your going to be ok.



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