Was this a rude way of telling her to do a little trimming?!
Question: I told her that if she was to give birth, the baby would die of rug burns coming out
Answers: I told her that if she was to give birth, the baby would die of rug burns coming out
LMAO...You just made me spit my coffee out after reading your question!
Yes that was rude but at the same time so damn funny! You should have taken a shower with her, grabbed the razor and asked if she needed help!
lmfao. kinda mean. but f*ing hilarious.
lol nothing wrong with that
Yes, you could have reworded this.
Lol...I'll bet you won't get laid for awhile. Offer to do it for her. That's what hubby does
LOL Thanks for the laugh
tell her getting rid of the hair will also make the risk of infection while giving birth, much smaller.
lol yeah, kind of is...
I thought i was ill.
LMAO! Who knows what could be hiding in there waiting to attack the next thing that happens by!
that's so lame, nobody dies of rugburn....
...crabs now, that's another story
Say hello to Rosies for me you'll going to be bestest friends
Yes. How crude. You guys are a bad influence on me! I have my reputation to consider.
im grabbing a razor as we speak
HAHAHAHA...Death by burning bush!
Edit: LMAO @ Happy, He got some last night....I'll bet the wife was singing...Go J J it's your birthday!
I'm sorry I can't think of anything...I'm too busy LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....you're a piece of work hawk...
and speaking of piece...I did get some last night, so at least you'll have something to look forward to when you turn 50...
yep!....and then another 50 years before you get it again!!!....
I don't know if you call it singing Karen...it was more like praying...she kept say Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...its amazing how religious you women get in the heat of the moment...lol!!!
lol wow
HaHa you didn't want to hurt her feelings but you didn't want to pull down her pants ans see a Brazilian jungle down there also
Morning darlin...did she b*tch slap ya for that one...? I would have....
Yes, and hilariously funny as well :)
I guess it was better than handing her the hedge clippers.
probably
I don't think rug burn...maybe some slight scarring for the child. Physically and mentally if the child finds out why the scarring is there.
Thank God you have us...because you'll never get laid again at the rate you're going.
Nice. LOL
I guess it helped you with flossing, huh?
I'm sorry - was that rude?
Ouch.Have if it worked.lol
That was mean but I do admit funny, lol.
who said hedge clippers?
he meant a good ole Black and Decker strimmer
Say, "Oi Shaggy Aggy!! Get a pair of shears to your mound! I'm tired of having to use a rake everytime I give you a good turking!"