What is the funniest thing you ever heard a kid say?!
Question: My cousin is 5, but he is so funny! Once he said he loves the women at hooters......his mom got so angry tho!
Answers: My cousin is 5, but he is so funny! Once he said he loves the women at hooters......his mom got so angry tho!
"I'll kill you with my wiener"
he was a little kid i babysat and he was chasing me with a hot dog also i think he was gay???? not sure
My son, when about 4 years old asked me one time "When I grow up and you grow down, can I be the boss of you?"
lol
i saw this 6 year old kid yelling " f@ck you " at random people
my son who is now 11 asked me when he was about six years old how long his private part was before it was circumcised - after I explained he said... oh I thought it was like Pinocchio's nose!
haha thats funny. When my little brother was 6 and we told him we were going to miami the next day he asked so when are we going to YOURami Lol i found that funny
my 6yr old neice was in school and a little kid in her class said they was going to beat her up when she gets out of school,so my neice raised her hand and told the teacher so and so said she was going to beat me up after school so can i just go over there now and and beat her up.
This weekend Kristle and I took our nephew to see Horton Hears a Who and we were waiting for the previews and this dad gets up next to us and leaves his kid (maybe 3 years old) with his wife and starts heading for the exit. Next thing you hear the kid yells "daddy do you have to go pee pee, or poo poo!" Everyone in the theater started bustin' up. It was classic!
mummy..i want my nutrigen
My 4 year old Grandaughter came over just the other day. She says, "Nana, I'm hungry but my tummy full!" She sure knows how to confuse a person! lol
It's been a long time since I've been around a little kid, but I'm trying to think of one. When my ex girlfriend's daughter was really small, she used to notice anyone with a baseball cap and say "Dada" because her father always wore one. Well, one day we were in the mall and she sees this big black guy in a baseball cap, points and yells "Dada!" right at him, and he got this funny look on his face, this little blonde headed kid shouting that at him and he's like, "I don't think so, honey."
...I just thought it was hilarious, but you probably had to be there...
I was talking to a guy at work the other day and said to him if he was not too busy he could sit on my car and rub up and down it with his backside to clean it. I said that as his bum was so big. His small lad who was sat on his shoulders said " You have a big willy too daddy " I fell about laughing and so did the two women he was talking to. Mind you he went scarlet in the cheeks.
I heard a kid say, 'Mum, Do you want to know what I got you for Christmas?'
His mum said no, let it be a surprise.
'Ok, then heres a clue, it's spongey and goes in the bath.'
How funnt is that. Kids are hilarius the way they stay dumb stuff and get away with it!
um no? whats so funny about it.
poor kid has some fantasies, leave em alone (: