Ladies! what are the advantages of being a woman.....?!
Question: i know they are not exactly advatages but i found this in on the net ..i had to put it up here...hope it makes u smile
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 40 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence .. because they aren't listening anyway.
Answers: i know they are not exactly advatages but i found this in on the net ..i had to put it up here...hope it makes u smile
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 40 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence .. because they aren't listening anyway.
we are superior to men
Having boobs.
Hmm, OOOps sorry clicked in here by mistake!
being able to wear panties like this
we are prettier, softer, more nuturing and mature
we have nicer legs too
oh and we look better in thongs than dudes do
we are always right
its ok to have a big bottom !! lol
we can wear gorgeous shoes like yours....drool.....
Because "we" are "always" right.
They have bOOb power over us men.....
Guys spend money on us, love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never being wrong lol
being able to use pmt as an excuse for being nasty to men
Eh, i don't know. Being able to flutter your eyelashes out of most sticky situations. Love being able to do that
We're always right.
You get to see your baby born, and be with it 9 months before its in your arms =)
WE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant fink of any
we are like the best things in da world man!!!!!!!!!!
multiple orgasm!
clitorii
we can experience being pregnant!!!!!
the high heels.. only we ladies can wear tat
Too many to list.
Vibrators and bean flicking..x
Well men can indulge in those to i suppose..hmmm
You get men to open jars for you .......
not having to shave too often, gossip, putting on war paint.
they hold all the aces when it comes to arguements, a man can never win, even in divorce a man looses everything even when its the woman who has done wrong, i lost my house to a woman who was being unfaithfull and i was the one working my nuts off tring to pay all the bills and keep her happy, i still have to pay maintanance because she has never worked since i new her and i have to keep her in a way thats shes used to huuuuh! i now live in a rented bedsit and pay her mortgage
Women tend to communicate better, we have more choices in clothing, we get to know what it feels like to have a life form and grow within us, we can be cameleons always changing the way we look with little effort, we can use our feminine ways to get some of the things we want from our men, we look much better in bathing suites because we have what most men want.....BOOBS which has gotten me out of a lot of traffic tickets by male officers;) OH yeah we can fake orgasms when needed!!
Women have a higher pain threshhold to men (due to child birth). women can get our own way alot of the time, by fluttering our eye lashes and pleading ignorance. i'd like to c a man try it. women have beautiful curvy legs and bodies. women are much more ittelegent than men and have the ability of letting men think they're better (when they are clearly not.) women can be more devious. women are better at making friends. women laugh a lot more. we can bring the mirical of life. i know not without men but all women need is sperm, what would a man do with an egg? oh it's great being female.