Men!! what are the advantages of being a man!?!
Question: I can write my name in the snow. The wife tried it, but we had to change her name to psrfkjfjrit.
Answers: I can write my name in the snow. The wife tried it, but we had to change her name to psrfkjfjrit.
penis
We can pee standing up,,,,,
lack of emotional thought.
they don't need to pregnant..
doing women
excuse me, hope you don't mind.. I always wanted to be in a mens only room.. thanks
we dont have monthly periods...
We get to check out women without any guilt..
Having a penis!
a man likes everybody until he has a reason to hate them, but a woman hates everybody until she has a reason to like them
we can wee standing up and parallel park
**Dont get pregnant,
**Dont have periods,
**Dont have to worry about shaving our legs
**Dont need makeup
**We can actually drive
**We dont bit*h
**Can go days without showering and members of the opposite sex still find us attractive.
**Can be ugly and still get a hot girl
**Can always go for younger girls whereas its seen as bad for a girl to be with a much younger man!
**We have money
I could go on for days...but hey i must admit i love girls, where would we be without them!
Not spending half my life in shoe shops,,
Less money,,,Lower paid jobs....Lower Management and
A chance to play in The Premiership/Football League..etc
we dont give birth for a kick-off.
We get to appreciate the beauty of the women without feeling jealous
Come to my place and i show you the advantages.
Some advantages I can think of are, peeing standing up, no monthly visitor, no pregnancy, we get paid more for the same job, our clothes don't have to be "in style", two pair of shoes (one for work, one for play), and car mechanics tell us the truth.
we get hard on instead of wide on.
none nowadays XX
lol! u make me laugh! u really wanna know yeah? come around 2 my house il show u in person,or il come over 2 u? haha!
All of the above, and we don't require batteries, we have 2 heads instead of one and we dont have to lift the seat(but most do). ~~Peace~~
women they have many faults, men have only two, everything they say and everything they do, so my wife says
....whasssat....i wasn't paying attention....
.....oh yeah.........
.........being a bloke......well it's not rocket science......
1, Turn up naked (so we can have sex)
2, Bring food. ( that's after the sex)
3, Farts and falls asleep (after the food and sex)
4, Wakes up kises loved on lips whilst farting (that's to conceal the sound)
5, Scratches groin area...(burps now)
6, Goes to loo (whilst parping in unison with each step)
7, Gets all amourous.....
8, Finishes and rolls over (whilst saying i love you)
9, Asks what for breakfast/dinner/supper...(looks at you lovingly)
10, You then go and make the aforementioned meal whilst he falls asleep. Then refer back to rule 1
We can easily see the disadvantages of being a woman, without having to ask them! lol
Playing with breasts but not having to take them everywhere we go .
WHEN TOLD TO GO ***** OURSELVES, WE CAN!