Poll: This poll is for....?!
Question: ....Donkey owners ONLY:
When your pet donkey kicks your dog in the head and it starts a chain reaction that involves your dog having a siezure while humping your leg and crapping on the carpet at the same time, how do you punish the bad donkey?
Answers: ....Donkey owners ONLY:
When your pet donkey kicks your dog in the head and it starts a chain reaction that involves your dog having a siezure while humping your leg and crapping on the carpet at the same time, how do you punish the bad donkey?
I'd shoot it, Buk...NO ONE kicks my dog, no one!
I don't personally have a donkey..but might I suggest putting it in the corner for a 10 min. timeout..if that doesn't work, then kick the ish out of it..
well i consider my last boyfriend a jack *** does that count? lol
Donkey's 2 blame....
good lord.......
....my elephant has not done that to my dog.....
by kicking on the donkey's head!
Punish? Should I punish him for humping my leg? Oh right he crapped on the carpet too... Right... Should I just continue to let him hump my leg or jsut puninsh him and clean up after that?
I read Judas' answers to him. (I'm going to hell I just know it - why does it feel so damn good though?) ?
Take his straw hat away for a week.
after i give him his medicine, i have him watch Lassie for 3 hours
Threaten that you will send him to the seminary. Than make him kneel in a corner on a bunch of corn. Works great on my donkey.
Tie him to a tree for six hours.
The last time the donkey kicked a dog....It broke several of the dogs ribs...and if I could catch that wild @ss....Well, I do not know what I would do with it.....for punishment....
Peace.
Oly rode someone like a mule behind a shed one time, maybe he'll be able to help.
I told you not to house train that donkey. Toss him outside and make him live in the barn.
10 hours of non-stop Spongebob!
No corn on the cob for a week!
I am firm about that.
well what I did was I sold my Donkey to a Donkey and Girl sex show in Mexico where the girl was uglier than the donkey. Serves him right.
I'd fire that BBQ pit up, and have myself some donkey ribs!
not a donkey owner, but do no its an ***, so let it be what it is.
lol.
donkey's and dog's? what a combo!
i make the donkey listen to abba
i play pin the tail on the donkey
Once again...you have amazed me....lol
sandy :O)
Hmmm ... I think a carrot suppository would straighten that donkey right on out.
I don't have a donkey anymore but as a kid I did. His name was "Moses". He was stubborn, but I loved him like crazy. He used to chase me up and down the apple orchard. I say just give the poor donkey and dog a little slack. We all have bad days. Today I'm having one of those" Yahoo" days myself!
Get rid of donkey.
I'm thinking Donkey Steaks for dinner for the dog, myself. But, hey, thats just me........hehhehe
LOL I can't stop laughing. You made me laugh...thanks!
You think YOU got it bad? Well then at least it was not the donkey that was humping your leg. That is how it usually goes at my house.
Feed it my sister's cooking...