What would your reaction be if?!


Question: One morning there was a knock at your door and when you opened, standing on your doorstep was the Queen of England, than before you could say or do anything she turned around, jumped into the air and farted in your face, what would your reaction be?


Answers: One morning there was a knock at your door and when you opened, standing on your doorstep was the Queen of England, than before you could say or do anything she turned around, jumped into the air and farted in your face, what would your reaction be?

don't mind me but she would get a foot up her **** no matter who, involuntary action, no disrespect for the Queen.

i would ask for money. (maybe kidnap her). i would slap her. (steal her valuabales) fart a big fart in her face and say ha!

"This is getting a little old Elizabeth..."

probably curse at her

id think i was still asleep

i would just say "what the f**k" and fart right back

First of all I probably wouldn't know it was the queen, but when she farted in my face I'd prolly kick her just for fun and laugh with her??!!??!

umm no that women did not...hey c'mon back here!!!

o.O

I would just say hey old fart you look familar ummm Queen of the fart I will call you

"Damn, Lizzie...didn't Queen Victoria ever teach you manners? Or did that skank Camilla corrupt you?"

OR

"OH NO YOU DIH' ANT!" (complete with waving finger)

Eww.............. *fans my nose* Slam the door in front of her face and be disgusted for a few minutes.

Before she got a chance to fart, I'd pull on her wirespeaker hairs growing out of her chin and throw her to the ground.

I"d see how the smell is! whether the "ROYAL SMELL" is any different or something like that!! if possible i"ll try to grab a plastic bag and collect her fart so as to keep it as a Souvenir,a farty one indeed!!

id say "oh ya" then trip her and fart in her face then laugh and pretend to help her up n drop her.

"Excuse me but don't you know how rude that was. you are not being a good representative of your family. and i think i will take that necklace as punishment for such bad behavior."



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