If you could hypnotise who would you hypnotise the first?!
Question: Bush.And make him run around naked screaming"I f****d up big time!!"
Answers: Bush.And make him run around naked screaming"I f****d up big time!!"
I'd choose a friend or relative first just to see how it went.
id hypnotize the guards in my apartment so ill never get caught again when i attempt suicide hehehe
some girl.
so i could *ahem*
Hillary Clinton, "You are getting very sleepy...do not run for President as you are a jack- a s s...you do not need to run for President...you are a crappy senator..."
if i could do self hypnosis, that would be cool....um...but who'd get me to snap out of it? lol.
My son, so he could get his life in order
look into my eyes, look into my eyes, give me ten points.
my daughter so she can tell me all her little secrets
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your butt is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your a ss is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea