Favorite funny quote?!


Question: what's your favorite quote that's funny?


Answers: what's your favorite quote that's funny?

From that 70's show I have two
1. Eric asks Fred, "Dad, Why do bad things always happen to me?" Fred says, "Son, bad things happen to you because your a dumba**."
2. Jakie tells Kelso "Micheal you've lost your mind." Kelso says, " And I don't miss it."

I liked the movie the fighting temptations and I liked when then preacher said to a guy who had this phone ringing in church ''If that aiant God calling you than shut it off''

Oppinions are like assholes. Everyones got them, and they all stink!
Mimi Maguire, Shameless. 2008

I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb-Homer Simpson

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is there a scroll in your Toga or are you happy to see me?

ha ha ha



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