How much do you think our computers know about us?!
Question: I really think my computer is psychic...It's always telling me Trojan this, Trojan that...
How can it possibly know I need these?
Do you think it's snooping through my emails again?
Answers: I really think my computer is psychic...It's always telling me Trojan this, Trojan that...
How can it possibly know I need these?
Do you think it's snooping through my emails again?
My old computer was a woman I fkn swear...
Round the middle of every month it would get PMS, crash and freeze up, and b*tch at me that I need to update this and that.
Then for a while everything runs nice and smooth until the next month...
So I got a new one, and I think this ones gotta be a guy because it's straightforward, does as it's told and keeps asking about viagra ;)
I GET SPARTANS
My computer knows me inside out, and I have seen it's insides.
We are the best of friends, nothing can tear us apart.
A pig magically showed up as my wallpaper...must be from the porn vids.
mine is gender confused...it keeps taking about viagra and increasing my length and girth...I'm female damnit.
it knows that i watch naked women doin it and stuff occasionally, but won't tell anyone because he's my partner in crime. good one about the trojans i like that lol
It knows more than anyone knows about me.
My computer knows when the boss comes in. It never fails, everytime he comes in a pair of boobs suddenly appears on the screen....
a lot
Hell if my computer could talk, I'd have to shut it the hell up! Trojans huh? You have a very safety-minded machine. Mine's always reminding me of my mortality... Fatal Exception Error... blah blah blah.
take the pill and call me in the moring xxx
you won't need these until you turn 18.