Monster Problems...?!


Question: They dont have a monster category so P&S will do..
My monster

http://www.spoongraphics.co.uk/blog/wp-c...

Beautiful isnt he
Anyway i have been having some trouble taming it.. and it goes out and doesnt come back till 6 AM
Has anyone got any tips on how to control him.
He's called Beefy

Many Thanks.


Answers: They dont have a monster category so P&S will do..
My monster

http://www.spoongraphics.co.uk/blog/wp-c...

Beautiful isnt he
Anyway i have been having some trouble taming it.. and it goes out and doesnt come back till 6 AM
Has anyone got any tips on how to control him.
He's called Beefy

Many Thanks.

Food, glorious food.

The way to a monsters heart is through its belly. Find out its favorite food and be sure to bribe it into staying home.

If he insists on continuing this insolence, stick him in the microwave for 5 minutes - that should soften him up.

You should maybe teach him some manners, and tell him what less fortunate monsters have to go through (such as living under beds/closets) and then he might behave more and not take what he has for granted.

I think he's very beautiful =) Better looking then my monster!
Dont feed him until he learns the rules. Ignore him until he starts to come home earlier. monsters don't like to be ignored.

He has self image problems

He is clearly missing four of his legs

you have to convince him that you love him

ok

hypnotise him

be nice to him

tie up his hands?
works with my monster

Tie it up with a dog collar to the wall. Don't feed it for 1 month, teach it who's boss.

OMGOMG! WE SHOULD USE BEEFY AS OUR MUSIC THING!!!



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