If I paid you $2, how would you entertain me?!


Question: Even though I'll gladly give you a discount, Buk, $2 would not buy more than a pratfall and maybe a comical face or two.


Answers: Even though I'll gladly give you a discount, Buk, $2 would not buy more than a pratfall and maybe a comical face or two.

There's a $2 cinema about three miles from my house. I'd send you there.

strip ? lol

I would show you how nice & neatly I can fold it up & slide it into my pocket on my way out the door!! lol

Run away with it and, make you chase me.

knock knock joke!

poke you in the eye with a sharp stick

hey! what do you want for 2 bucks ? broadway?

i'd do a jig

Wanna play Scrabble -- I like Scrabble.

For 2 bucks...I'll chop up your pumpkin w/ a Ginsu...w/ my pants down...

I would sit down for two minutes and listen to your problems. People always end up telling me their sh*t for free, anyway.

I wouldn't... Sorry.

Throw in two more and get a sixer.

i'd take the money and run...you'd have to catch me if you want it back

For $2 I will twist the tip of my thumb behind my pointer finger knuckle. You will have to come up with more cash to see the real contortions....lol...

behold my trick! i will vanish into thin air! observe! (* runs away quickley and rants how i got free 2 dollas*)

Well, I'm not a 2 bit hooker, so I guess I would buy a set of cheap playing cards and play poker w/ you until you lost a couple hundred bucks to me, lol

Two dollar sick bag, dude.

Just enough to get you straight

I would paint my nude body with Grateful-Dead bears, put on high heels & hula-hoop while juggling flaming hamsters....

Turn on the TV.

id throw popcorn at your head, no wait, you said entertain you, um for $29.75 i will do anything you want (im dumb like that)

I would see how far you could run to get the $2.00 back.

I would stand behind JT with a cattle prod and force him to sing your favorite song.....
Peace.

You could check on Ebay for $2 hookers. I don't need the two bucks.

I would drink all your vodka right before your very eyes

*takes money and walks away milkshakin it*

you would get the sheer pleasure of watching me walk away after I took the cash out of your hand. I'm just sayin'.

I would read you the latest graphic novel on the Hawt list...including complete graphic descriptions of the graphics...;p

Lay your head on my lap and I'll sing you to sleep.
:)

I would take your $2.00 and go the dollar store and buy you some new props to go with your pumpkin that always seems to be loitering in the background of your videos. Then I'd say lets head to the red barn where you can bring your keyboard and guitar, and we'd gather up the rowdies along the way to sing and dance the night away. Since I spent my $2.00 on buying you props, I expect you to bring me lots of chocolate candy since that bad bunny didn't leave me any for Easter..And yes, if you insist, you can bring Mrs. Buk along. ( but the candy is mine)

A lap dance.....



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