Any good jokes? best answer to the one who makes me laugh the hardest **?!


Question: how many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?


It depends on how hard you throw them!!!


Answers: how many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?


It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what's blue and fluffy??







blue fluff

Q:what's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

A:not being retarded!

How can you find and experiment with true love?

Give a fat kid cake

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?




Because she was a woman!

Sorry, that joke is wrong on so many levels, but the first time I heard it, I laughed hysterically.

umm
-makes u laugh-?


im under your bed




***Beware***

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday." .

whats that grey stuff on top of bird poop

Q.Whats brown and sticky?



A.a stick

Q. Why did the rooster cross the road?


A.it was the chickens day off


Q.What did the fish say as it swam into a wall?



A.Damn

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These were so stupid, they actually made me laugh.

my friend made this one up! it is kinda mean though!

imagine there were no guys in the world, then a boy baby is born and the mother says,"eww it has a weird thing on it, it looks like a hot dog." then she started yelling"AHHH MUTATED BABY, SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!",(which is all women) then the police came and told her,"it's OK ma'am we'll cut it off! after that she thanks them from her souvenir. then a person finds it and says,"look I found dinner!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle.

What does a gay horse eat?
HHEEEEEEEYYYY!

There were 2 muffins sitting in an oven. one muffin said, "Boy its hot in here."
the second muffin replied, "Oh My God, A Talking Muffin!"

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Whats The Capital Of Alaska?
Juno!
I don't know thats why I asked you!


Did you just pick your nose?
No I was born with it!


A penny and a nickle are on the Eiffle Tower. The Penny Jumps Off But The Nickle didn't, Why?
It Had more cents!(sense)



Thats all i got lol!



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