What is the best way to sneak out of your house?!


Question: I cause a distraction, like aiming a bazooka at a passing car.

Then, in the ensuing carnage, fuss and fleet of emergency service vehicles, I barrel roll under the garage door (don't know why I dont just open it fully)..........hug the ground as I creep along under the bushes........kipnap a reporter (who has arrived at the scene) and pinch his camera, dictaphone, pens, notebook and daft hat......then melt into the crowd and AWAY!

I may have had too many artificial colours in my diet today. ;o)


Answers: I cause a distraction, like aiming a bazooka at a passing car.

Then, in the ensuing carnage, fuss and fleet of emergency service vehicles, I barrel roll under the garage door (don't know why I dont just open it fully)..........hug the ground as I creep along under the bushes........kipnap a reporter (who has arrived at the scene) and pinch his camera, dictaphone, pens, notebook and daft hat......then melt into the crowd and AWAY!

I may have had too many artificial colours in my diet today. ;o)

I distract my wife with chocolate or shinny objects.

out your window depending on what kind of house you have

haha i never really did when i was younger.....but wait till ur parents are asleep...go out ur window( if u can)...put pillows under ur sheet lol idk

the window or sleep downstairs on the couch in the basement and then just lock the basement door that seperates it from the rest of the house andthen o out the other basement door that leads outside. never got caught yet.

When I lived at home all I had to do was sneak out my window..but now I can just walk out my door :)

my room window, i live in the basements 3 romms away from my paernts room

right out the front door

The front door.

There is absolutely no way.
I am serious.

My father built a burglar/child proof house.

don't come home in the first place...

wait about 2 seconds after my Hubby passes-out, blow the door off the hinges with a 12 gauge,double barreled shot gun, scream kiss my @$$ good-bye, and walk out..............................Of course he would never hear a thing, He sleeps like a ROCK !!!. LOL !!!

I'm no sneak I go out the front door like a normal person

i dont have to sneek..i'm the only person/tomcat here

I like to turn into a vapor and waft through cracks in the wall. Basically I'm just showing off, though. I have a key, but how boring is that?

i cant-i have 5 dogs,theyd give me away everytime,cant sneak in either! drats

through the imaginary teleportation device,

Bounce off the walls till I by luck find a door and fall off the dam porch. What everybody does it thata way right. (shrug)



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