Painful crack?!
Question: Thers a broken pavement outside my house and I have tripped over it several times. What to do?
Answers: Thers a broken pavement outside my house and I have tripped over it several times. What to do?
use the back door....
ring the council and maybe call claims direct!
get it fixed
fill your crack! lol
Contact the council ? No idea;]
Good luck with it.
look wer you are walking
like all things fill the crack
hahahahaha....sorry i shouldnt laughb/c i dont even need anything in the way to trip ... i suggest filling it in or smoothing it out. or paint it neon yellow so you'll see it or put a sign next to it like dude, quit tripping.
Complain to the Council.
Preparation H.
The wider the crack the more you need.
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Don't bend over!!
Seriously, you should be more careful with the titles for your questions. Avoid innuendo (too late this time). This one will invite lots of ridicule.
Fix it yourself, or go around it.
Quit trippin then crack man!.; )I am sure that if you ever have more crack someone will fix it for you.
you should step on it and break your mother's back.
sue the council !!!!
Start a study group of about 30 neighbors asking them if they find it offensive, that your crack is showing.
I could bake you one of my famous custard pies if that would help. Fill the crack with the custard..........
Of course after hardening in the sun, your crack will be history.
But then you'll have to figure out what to do with the crust. *wink*
(great to see you!)
Keep leaving skid marks over the crack and eventually it will fill up with residue eliminating the crack.
Unravel a wire coat-hanger & ram it into it as hard as you can.
I'm sure you could manage to fill it in yourself babe!!
LOL!
:-)
That's too funny!
we have the same problem with the plumber when he comes to the house to fix the drain in the kitchen sink. hahahahahaha hohohohohohoh guffaw snork snot running frum nose chorttle guffaw THIS IS TH BRITISH COMMITTEE STRUCK TO END OFF COLOUR ANSERS...CEASE THIS STUPID ANSER IMMEDIATELY!!!! BACK AWAY FRUM THE KEYBOARD...
sue the council, take 'em to the cleaners!