Do you think that if i pray hard enough will God magically make a burger appear !
Question: Yes, but make sure you are in line at the fast food take out and pray out loud when you hear "May I take your order"... God helps those who help themselves.
Answers: Yes, but make sure you are in line at the fast food take out and pray out loud when you hear "May I take your order"... God helps those who help themselves.
Put the crack pipe down and back away
christ knows
Man i wish!!
Oh, Um, sure...... O.0
nope that's stupid
are you as pure as jesus or something? if not, no way
nope God's 2 busy makin ME a burger
yes
No you need a monkey's paw like on the simpsons lol
Well, God DOES work in mysterious ways. Let me know how it turns out okay?
Nope, god isn't there.
no but i can magically show you to the fridge, for a small fee
Lol ...no but if it does happen let me know..I got a lot to pray for if it happens
only if you believe man.....
I don't think that's how it works!
why in the world would you want a burger. ask for a freakin million dollars. or a burger WORTH a million dollars. shaped like jesus.
why would you ask this
Fish burger perhaps?
(well hewas good with the fish and loaves)
wow i need some of what you have but keep praying it might happen
Since God helps him who helps himself, maybe the hamburger would magically appear if you went to Burger King.
I'll pray for cash if it's worked
He's been sadly inactive on the famine relief issue for quite some time.
outlook not so good
No but if you have a car and a few dollars you can drive to a drive through and order one with your mouth and eat it with your hands because God gave you everything. Go to Shoney's and get a mushroomburger.
mmmmmm burger ***** waiting around for god to do it!!! make one yourself or go and get one !!!!
nope
no, and this is because you are not Jesus.
No, but he will make tomorrow to money for burger magically appear as a gift somewhere. Don't give up on God, he always help people who r believing in him.
Surely you could ask for better than a burger?
He could make you a fish burger if you give him 5 loaves and 2 fishes. lol!!
Poor Mr. Black
:-)))