So there I was, wild-eyed and jumpy,.....?!


Question: ...staring down the biggest slab of uncooked meat product I had ever laid eyes on. I saw an old blue hair make a play for it, and I instinctively reacted.
I went for her knees, but she was fast and I ended up tackling the spice display. She laughed as she skipped past me, grabbing the rump roast with both hands, holding it over head and cackling like a witch.

Should I have waited for her in the parking lot with a wooden club?

Answers: ...staring down the biggest slab of uncooked meat product I had ever laid eyes on. I saw an old blue hair make a play for it, and I instinctively reacted.
I went for her knees, but she was fast and I ended up tackling the spice display. She laughed as she skipped past me, grabbing the rump roast with both hands, holding it over head and cackling like a witch.

Should I have waited for her in the parking lot with a wooden club?
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I told you to call me before you went. The 'boys' have not had a good feed of blue hair in a few weeks. They would have enjoyed..err.. the chase so to speak.

Dammmm it Buk....it's Monday morning. You know I need to build up the good times to face this god forsaken useless day..

Wooden club...sheesh. The boys leave no trace evidence behind.
I love these thumbs down. Wonder if they will ever get that it just makes me laugh at their pathetic sad lives?
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    • yep..what a meat head .too late bukkin now
    yes............whose rump was she holding hehe
    I think you should've waited on her in the parking lot with a cauldron so that she could've watched you cook it right in front of her!
    You did the right thing....
    Gentleman that you are....
    Foregoing the club....
    was an act of chivalry....
    Peace.
    Unfrozen Caveman may let you borrow his...Them blue hairs are wicked mean!
    Or you could offer to trade her for some denture cream since in the scuffle she forgot to buy some.
    You should have gone after her in the store BUK...you blew your chance....
    totally....you know what you should have done? ran after here and pushed her down grab that rump and take off running. oh i may have thrown in a slap...
    Of course, then once she was down you could've grabbed her rump.
    :)
    how did stuffed geezer taste with the mint jelly? oly out.
    Maybe you can lure her with your rump & bat her silly with the wooden club,,,
    mmmmmm that slab of meat was lovely - I served it with some sprouts

    Youre too slow old buk you will never catch me cackle cackle
    Next time, do your grocery shopping on Friday night, old man. Everyone knows the old women come out in droves on Saturday morning.
    hey! i have a family to feed.
    don't do it Buk, they travel in packs like wild dogs.that's how they get their prey. your in the parking lot ready to pounce. wham they got you cornered behind the dumpster and your history saw it on the history channel
    holy ish!
    that was phuked up...
    if you need backup I got you homeboy..
    I bet it was wanda..

    holla@urgirl ;P
    i would have used a metal pole... but everyone to there own...
    I think you should have jumped on the hood of her car and started dancing, beating your belly with a wooden spoon
    You did see my Breakfast Buffet question. You know what you should have done . . . . . . . . . . .
    she's been practicing ever since you beat her to the sausages last week. you should have bowled her over with some potatoes as she was running down the produce isle.
    Good thing you didn't. She might have taken that club from you and beat you within an inch of your life.
    easy there bukko,she's gotta be in great shape to have pulled that one off.
    I bet she played football in her youth,don't mess with her,there's more rump roasts in this world to be conquered.
    Yes, it's only fair since she stole it from you.

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