How would you cheer up a sad chicken?!
Question: seasoned up
Answers: seasoned up
Do a standup comedy routine with a rubber human.
A large rooster!
Take him away from KFC!
Do the chicken dance of course!! c' mooooonnnn!!!!!!!!
I choke mine
Choke it of course.
It makes mine happy.
I will give it some thyme to soak in a nice bath of marinate and sweet talk it with some honey then massage into the skin some garlic oil. That should soothes the chicken into a tender mood.
Then roast it.
I never met a roasted chicken I didn't like.
Cheers