So, the paternity test says that it's AJ's baby , how do I go about gett!
Question: we all know AJ's a tease and doesnt put out
Answers: we all know AJ's a tease and doesnt put out
Hire an imaginary lawyer!
I want to spank a monkey....
go get a lawyer. dang it i forgot it is the first.
Go on TV to one of those TV Judges. I think Judge Judy SHINGLING would be the best.
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your but is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
When your sittin on a log
And you feel something clog
Constipation... That hurts... Constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When your on the toilet squriten,
And you know that you would rather be jerkin'
Diarrhea Ahhhhhhhh... that's better
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your a ss is clenched too tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your sitting in a chevy
And you feel something heavy
Diarrhea...cha cha cha...diarrhea
Splish, splash, splish, splash
The toilet calls you dash...
Diarrhea...cha cha cha... diarrhea