Do you fart in front of your significant other?!


Question: a. Of course. I am human and I don't want to annoy my colon.
b. Sometimes by accident. But OMG it's so embarrasing.
c. Absolutely not ever ever. The foundation of a romantic relationship is believing the other person does not have bodily functions
d. Yes, I fart in his or her face just to be funny and I also give a mean dutch oven.


Answers: a. Of course. I am human and I don't want to annoy my colon.
b. Sometimes by accident. But OMG it's so embarrasing.
c. Absolutely not ever ever. The foundation of a romantic relationship is believing the other person does not have bodily functions
d. Yes, I fart in his or her face just to be funny and I also give a mean dutch oven.

a & d...
It cracks me up when girls tell me they "can't" fart in front of their man.
I will admit it took some time for me to do it, & the same for him. he told me that when we first started dating seriosuly after I would leave his house he would fart his *** off from holding it in for so long! I did the same thing though....too funny!

yes

LMAO!! what the hell is a dutch oven?

not if i can help it

No, she sh it on me enough for the both of us

A.

Yes, when I had one. And also insignificant others.

ROFL

B and sometimez A

I would have to say that sometimes my husband does D.
And I do A & D
It took a long time but we love eachother and laugh about it!!

And LOL at your question...good one!!

A. Because you just gotta let it out!

yes all the time..and sometimes i even get hit for doing it.

mostly a but i hold it for the most part

b. (he doesn't think girls should fart) so i hide in the bathroom or the closet or let silent ones late at night under the covers.

d. is freaking hilarious-- i have been known to light a mean dutch oven after eating sugar free candy.

a

yes and i scoop fart him

D. deffinately the answer is D. Personally I try to fart in my wifes presence as often as possible so she knows that I love her. Think about how comfortable she must know that I am with her. She thinks I am a trophy husband so what do you think about that?

No. You should only fart in front of your boss. Or, if you prefer, wait until your boss is out of town and then go into her office and then cut a big one.

C.
LOL I don't even have a significant other but if I did, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't feel comfortable unless it was like 50+ years together.

c. Not Very Nice...!!

lmao i'm single

I'd like to say C....but reality bites...lol

On the other hand, if my boyfriend was answering this...

he'd give a capital D for the answer and a round of applause for himself

never seen a guy so proud of his own brand...



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