Do you put chastity belts on your fish to help control the pet population?!
Question: My goldfish (Special Agent Dale Cooper) opted for a vasectomy, says condoms ruin the mood and there's no way I can keep him in a fairgrounds-tied bag all night - he'd still get out for a trip downtown. You know, fish will be fish.
Answers: My goldfish (Special Agent Dale Cooper) opted for a vasectomy, says condoms ruin the mood and there's no way I can keep him in a fairgrounds-tied bag all night - he'd still get out for a trip downtown. You know, fish will be fish.
Yes, you can get a value pack at any Petco.
I just stand by with my shotgun ready.
Hahaha hey wait a minute...
Yes, I do. Those little finned whores can't control themselves.
I just overfeed them.
....and I've been feeding a dead fish for about 3 days now. whatever......
Apparently GCG found the same small-assed chastity belt manufacturer that I did........he's the guy that makes chain mail vests for my little hamsters
I sure would.
I've tried but they look so sad. They give that look, you know? Then I start making tartar next to their tank and they come around.
We have our fish in a pond. The bear, raccoons, and large birds seem to keep them under control. Seems like the fish population in the pond stays around 200 fish.
i put glass in the middle. i think i am just a tease
No, I just cook them up and eat them when they are big enough ...... = )