POLL: Have you ever woken up in a park?!
Question: naked, with a hamster in one hand and a half eaten carrot in the other?
"We have found similar questions: OBAMA speech in full?"
WTF?
Poll: Hamsters or Guinea pigs?
Answers: naked, with a hamster in one hand and a half eaten carrot in the other?
"We have found similar questions: OBAMA speech in full?"
WTF?
Poll: Hamsters or Guinea pigs?
I always wake up naked, whether it is in a park or at home, but I was holding a zucchini and the squirrels were starting to circle me ominously carrying pitchforks.....or was that all just a vivid dream?.
Okay, fine, yes it happened, but the carrot was green and the hamster was dead.
Lucky bugger!.....
I had a half eaten hamster and i'm not even going to tell you where the carrot was..x
hee hee-- where am i?
When I went to sleep I was fully clothed....and the carrot was my mans manhood.....or at least I think..I dunno to hazy....the 70's... you know all that LSD.....
BTW...you are looking sexy today Papa.....did ya get any....?
sob..he wouldn't eat the carrot any more..guinea pigs
last longer but their harder to spell.
I wondered what happened to my carrot, my hamster, and my pants.
Yeah, but it was the other way around--half eaten hamster with a full carrot.
Poll: Hamster, they're more yummy.