It's that time again! What comes to mind when you hear these names and what !
Question: Be very descriptive. Tell us what comes to mind and what you picture them doing for a living. 10 points to the funniest but most logical answers.
Eunice
Rick
Ruth
Marvin
Misty
Walter
Edna
Answers: Be very descriptive. Tell us what comes to mind and what you picture them doing for a living. 10 points to the funniest but most logical answers.
Eunice
Rick
Ruth
Marvin
Misty
Walter
Edna
Eunice: The old lady in the neighborhood who can tend her roses, pet all 15 cats at once, and scream at the neighborhood kids to stay off her lawn, but can't manage to keep her support hose rolled up.
Rick: Park Ranger by day, Pink Power Ranger who flashes unwary neighborhood kids by night.
Ruth: Attorney who specializes in representing women in workplace sexual harassment lawsuits. She goes right for the jugular, hence the nickname "Ruthless."
Marvin: Had two choices...be the one being picked on or be the neighborhood bully. He chose bully. He now teaches special ed in the public schools.
Misty: Owns and operates the run-down diner down the street. Can't bake a pie to save her life, but does a booming business upstairs at night. The diner's a tax shelter. Yes, she's a bottle blonde.
Walter: Walter's the mystery man. Simple accountant by day, balding, wears round, rimless glasses. Nondescript. The kind of guy you'd never notice. By night, though, he becomes AngryWalter, firing off letter after letter to the editor, his congressman, even the President of the United States. Funny that he never mails them, huh? His only friend is a pigeon, but Eunice's cats will likely take care of that soon enough.
Edna: Edna's the charmer. The social butterfly. She plays the youthfully widowed Southern Belle to the hilt, but the truth is, she was in vaudeville, caught the eye of a very rich, very old patron. She married him and took very, very good care of him, bringing him his favorite powdered sugar doughnuts for breakfast every day of his life, which lasted all of three months after the wedding. They were the three happiest months of his life and he left her everything.
Eunice- Old lady that lives in the country that works at a deli serving food with a hair net on. She's also a retired lunch lady with a hairy mole of the side of her left cheek.
Rick- Career military guy who keeps taking the test to be Chief but can't seem to pass it. Has 3 ex wives, 1 new wife, 5 baby's mama's and 15 kids and might still be married to his most recent ex wife.
Ruth- The old lady at church who is the president of the usher's board who tries to tell everybody how to and not to usher and steals food after every church dinner.
Marvin- Truck driver who's an alcoholic and never gets invited to any family functions because he thinks that all of his cousins are hot and tries to hit on them.
Misty- The chick who works down at the local Burger King joint who was a bit promiscuous in high school.
Walter- Service manager at a car dealership. Pretty decent guy who's is fair and treats everybody equally.
Edna- The neighborhood candy lady who cheats little kids out of their money and over charges them for pickles and frozen cups.
Eunice - One of those old people that yell at you to get off their lawn, might have been a bus driver.
Rick - Chippendale?
Ruth - Goes to church whenever possible, works as an assistant
Marvin - musician
Misty - maybe a gold digging exotic dancer
Walter - nerdy historian
Edna - 50 year old smoker that works at waffle house
Eunice-She is a librarian. Living alone in her one bedroom cottage. Very nice lady, but a little out there if you know what i mean.
Rick-He is a treasure hunter. Searching the globe for priceless treasures.
Ruth-She is another nice old lady. She smells of cats, and herring. Lives alone because her husband could not stand all the cats.
Marvin-Marvin is the local computer geek. He can turn a digital clock into supercomputer with just a toothpick and some copper wiring.
Misty-Misty is the local idiot. She simply runs around the town screaming nonsense and getting into trouble.
Walter-Walter is a puppet for the Comedian Jeff Dunham.
Edna-Edna sadly has died:( RIP Edna we will forever remember you. We however will never understand why you swallowed the fly.
Eunice: An old woman, with short curly white hair, fat, she is a secretary in a sausage making plant
Rick: this one is hard because that is my brother in laws name....a tall, red haired, gay cop
Ruth: Very conservative looking assistant in a law firm, every one thinks she is prudent, and Christian, she is really a dominatrix
Marvin: Short, skinny African American guy, dresses in bad suits, gay but doesn't know it, works in a copy shop.
Misty: strawberry blonde long hair, very pale, works as a stripper...not a good one
Walter: Rich fat man, owns his own dirt digging company, he sells dirt for a living, cheating on his wife......
Edna: Prudent old lady, receptionist at an elementary school
1. Eunice ~ Carol Burnette on Mamas Family
2. Rick ~ Family guy who works with Computers
3. Ruth ~ A calm and sensible Grandma
4. Marvin ~ A rough and tuff Rodeo bronco riding Guy
5. Misty ~ A Gentle Sensitive Young Woman
6. Walter ~ A Good Older Gentleman whose wife is yelling " WALTER WALTER" the sink is leaking
come and fix it RIGHT NOW !
7. Edna ~ Someones Aunt who knits or crochets
Those are my thoughts and I'm sticking to them !!!
Eunice - She is a wealthy PROstitute. She makes as much as 23 customers a day (that made her rich, not to mention that her customers are drug lords). Having that much customers, she decided to have the weekly genital exchange with 9 year old girls to keep her services at top quality.
Rick - A low IQ guy gifted with the power of precognition. He knows what's gonna happen for 12 seconds away. Being that stupid, he became a fortune teller and established a fortune telling shop, only to end in bankruptcy.
Ruth - She is an expert magician. She can swallow a sword and pull it from her ***.
Marvin - A gay mad scientist. He made himself man that transforms into a woman in one click to his ***.
Misty - She is a head psychiatrist of a public hospital. Having a patient with "contagious down's syndrome", the disorder was transferred to her. The patient was healed however.
Walter - A guitarist of an emo band. Being carried away by extreme emotions during the rehearsal for their next performance, he strangled himself with guitar strings. xD
Edna - An ascetic. Seeking for the truth, she locked herself in her empty bedroom (w/ only the bed in it) for a couple of weeks, only to find that 2 weeks of starvation would kill her.
1. An old woman wearing her beads and hot pink 50's visor with her phanny pack sititng on a stool spining the bingo ball holder!
2.Rick is a 30Yr. old car salesman working at one of the whole sale lots with his hair slicked over to cover his bald spots!
3. Ruth is a chain smoker which is working at a planned parenthood clinic as a nurse
4. Marvin stands on the side of the local redneck bar dealing his drugs at night but during the day he works at the local taco bell as a cashier
5. Misty works at the pussycat club at night as a stripper while during the day she is a stay at home mom who has an alcohol problem
6. Walter has no job he cant keep a job longer than 6 weeks, he first worked at office depot as a copy maker, then worked for a building company where he was laid off because when his boss told him to hit the nail with the hammer he kept hitting his thumb instead of the nail!
7. Edna Iam sorry to say died last night in a freak plane accident, she will be missed by all especially for her courage to jump out of a plane drunk and naked, even thought she wanted to do this as a profession she didnt pull out her parachute quick enough! :*( R.I.P.