If you had a pencil....?!
Question: ...and that pencil was sharp enough to penetrate the forehead of your sworn enemy, would you keep that pencil close to you at all times in case that dastardly bastard tried to ambush you?
Answers: ...and that pencil was sharp enough to penetrate the forehead of your sworn enemy, would you keep that pencil close to you at all times in case that dastardly bastard tried to ambush you?
No, I really am into killin' em with kindness....cause it really does go straight to the heart of it all. ?
Of course. I'd have that thing sitting right behind my ear.
of course
Oh yes i would have loads of them.
Nah.
Too right I would :-)
yes i would
always
all the time
you have no idea
i'd keep that damn pencil in my right ear ,ready for action!...xxx
I am getting mine specially altered so I can make it have a switch blade effect
I can write or stab in the blink of an eye
I need a bigger pencil for next time.
Yep I would pretend to be a sweet librarian , I would keep my sharp ninja pencil in my bum ...bun on the top of my head... leave it buk ,,BUK..f@K it is not a bloody bread roll,.. it's a hair freakin bun ...don;t make me get my leady out ..it is sharp . ya silly old bastard..
I would have it retracted in my shoe like that old lady in "From Russia with Love". I would start kicking like Bruce Lee on a as need basis.
If a few trolls turn up with lead poisoning.....dummy up ok
ambush me ? no I'd be out lookin for him
hopefully i would have more than one. if he was that dastardly, i could put one in each temple. (or in each ear)
I'd go #2.
Or a giant iron skillet, that was handed down from generation to generation, that old Granny Newton used to beat the living daylights out of her 1st true love ... ?
Yes.
Yes, I would.
<---- walking around with a sharp pencil stuck in my head
* sad kitty *
((ouch))
My aunt was taught to carry a Bic pen with the cover off whenever she walked the halls of the hospital in which she worked just for that purpose and she was taught to carry her car keys with the key shaft between her first and second finder while she walked to her car after work.
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LIttle girl, some people just do not respond to kindness sometimes you really have to kill them
I'd keep it in my pocket protector right next to hemorrhoid medication.
i'll have a spare, just in case
pocket full of pencils and copy of the 5th amendment always close
So.....those pocket protectors are really the guise of the well-armed man.
Brilliant! A fully-stocked pocket protector for every man, woman and child.
yeah i would have millions!! LOL
Unless your sworn enemy is a small rodent, I would get something a little more... lethal. :) Or you could just go for the jugular instead of the forehead...
They do say that it is mightier than the sword (ok, it's a pen, but let's not split hairs here).
But I would thrust deep into the forehead of my sworn enemy any writting implement that was to hand.
Not sure how far a 1950's typewriter would penetrate though.
You lnow I would. Right between their eyes I'd gettem reaaallll good if they came around me. :D
I`d go ahead and nail him. That way I can relax and not have to keep my eye on him.
I think a good old fashioned calligraphy pen filled with lead paint would work better. Don't have to worry about the pencil breaking. (I'm gonna let yidiot borrow it)