Does anybody know a really good comeback?!


Question: I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Your village called they say they want their idiot back.

Go play in traffic.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Don't flatter yourself the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I'd make you swear on the bible but I know how contact with holly stuff makes your skin sizzle.

If you listen very carefully you will hear the sound of no one caring.

I know some of those are stupid but they are still funny to me. lol =P


Answers: I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Your village called they say they want their idiot back.

Go play in traffic.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Don't flatter yourself the only fan you have is the one on your ceiling.

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I'd make you swear on the bible but I know how contact with holly stuff makes your skin sizzle.

If you listen very carefully you will hear the sound of no one caring.

I know some of those are stupid but they are still funny to me. lol =P

Did you eat paint chips as a child, or did you just drink lead paint by the gallon?

"Mama" jokes are always a good comeback for anything! lol I know mama jokes are sad but hey...they work! lol

nooooo i am so bad at comebacks its not even funny..

yo momma! lol jk!

if I wanted any $h!t from you...I'll squeeze your head.....

I do. This is the very first verbal exchange my friend had in
a bar in N.Y. with her future husband. He laughed his head
off at her nerve and they've been together ever since:
The guy at the bar: "I'd really like to get into your pants".
My friend: ... "I already have one A.H. in there, why
would I want another one". Classic.



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