Would you rather go to the Daytona 500 or the Indy 500?!
Question: The Indy 500 is the best of all time!
Answers: The Indy 500 is the best of all time!
Indy 500. Not as long as a drive.... Same state.
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the Bunny 500 .. for me!!
*smile*
ok.. Daytona!
Hard ? Tony Stewart is good at both. Id have to say Daytona
Indy 500
Daytona 500!
Did you ever get that poster blown up for me?
Daytona 500. :)