If Jerry Springers show calls?!
Question: why are they calling?
Answers: why are they calling?
Because you're sleeping with my bestfriend and not me! *gasp* :O
lol
Because they reached the wrong number.....
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because your boyfreind is sleeping with your mum, cousin and uncle bob!!
I would have no clue. My life isn't THAT messed up...
The people they are calling are probably living some kind of bizzare or dysfunctional lifestyle and willing to look stupid on national television while people laugh at them. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.
if they called my house then
yea they got the right number lol
So I can tell them to go to HELL.
Dammit...my ex won't leave me alone !
Well, maybe she just needs the $100 per punch. meh.
I swear it wasn't me!!!
They found out about my affair with the entire Olympic midget wrestling team.
:o
I could think of three messed up reasons why Jerry would call me. I wouldn't go.