If you received a OBE from the Queen, how would you have earned it?!


Question: Hi Bebe

Much like most OBE winners - by getting rich doing my job
Like MPs, Actors,leaders of Industry etc


Answers: Hi Bebe

Much like most OBE winners - by getting rich doing my job
Like MPs, Actors,leaders of Industry etc

For my services to cunnilingus.

For literature. I write plays, poems, short stories and novels. I'm not sure if I'd accept it from our current monarchy though.

For services to armchair physics.

Payment in kind i expect.

for services to charity, preferably one like Macmillan cancer care perhaps in a hospice.

by prizing it from her cold dead hand

for services and moral upstanding to Y!A P&S of course!

Yes if i done something for my country and my people but for no other reasons.

For achievements in the Remote Control olympics.

By telling her the rudest, filthiest jokes whenever I pop over for tea or dinner. Last time I was at the palace I hid a whoopee cushion under her throne. The look on the face of the Chinese ambassador was hilarious.

For my many year in the pub trade - in other words drinking! :-)

Incredible intellegence and services to laziness.

give the labour party some MONEY
the more you give
the bigger the reward

i think Knighthoods are really expensive
they cost hundreds of thousands
So how many millions do i need to be made a lord

by saving her darling grandson Prince Harry from Irak!

LMAO!

I would say serving Queen and Country for 22 years that is scary just thinking about the time I have spent getting ordered about , or worse ****** around by my superiors. And believe it or not even today they are ****** about look at those poor bastards in Afghanistan they are so fed up with it all.

By becoming queen and awarding it to myself.

By ACTUALLY doing something worthwhile and monumental, not being an obnoxious TV chef like Jaime Oliver.

OBEs and other awards seem to be handed out like candy these days to the point that recognition for truely commendable feats go unnoticed.



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